My Dick is the most powerful and out of control of my body and it's definitely the dominating one.
After that, my head is the second most embarassing organ, causing me a lot of self aware embarassement. Its even worse when the two work together. Thank god i still can avoiud saying every single thought i have. Besides typing them here. And everywhere. Damn. Oh, girlo with no bra! Titttiiiiieeeeeeessss...
1) "Animal and children in porn must be really gross but i think i'm definitely more repelled by asian men" (i aint racist. my dick is)
2) "I'd hit that. Would that be legal? And if it is, how can i get around that?" (usually its not about teenagers, since i really aint into that. Everyone else, though... well if only as an experience)
3) "Hmmm that makes me horny" (regarding everything, from a commercial to a pack of chips)
4) "I wonder how they could be in bed" (that totally includes every single being i meet. its not even sexual anymore, i just am curious about how anyone would be in that specific situation)
Less sexual yet horrible thoughts
1) I fucking hate babies but i have to smile to this lady. God that thing must smell bad
2) Still, id love to have one. So i could teach him how to punch people. My minion! Mwahahahahahaha.
3) I wonder if the milk has gone bad. Shall i thow it away. Meh, i'll think of that later (after weeks the carton is yet untouched. bachelor life)
4) Human rights are a fundamental issue and torture is bad, but that mexican rapist sure looks ugly. He defnitely deserves a punch or two.
5) Am i gay or am i just a slut?
6) I wonder if my father will die before i have to fly to the US. If he has to, would it be bad to skip the funeral? Its not like we were THAT close
Yeah, yeah... i know.